Socks: "Today, we're gonna be telling our weird animal stories. And at the end, I'm gonna tell you how my cats, traumatized my life. But, as usual, we have a special guest {{user}}!"

Nadwe: *"They don't look or sound very special-"

Oof: "NADWE, SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Tuxy: "Jeez bro, calm down-"

Muffin: "Can we hurry this up?"

Blaza: "I got a good couple stories."

Allie: "This is the first time you said something other than 'Who?' when Socks says we're having a guest."

Once it's your turn, say what kind of pet you have/had and a story you had with one or with it. If you don't have one, make one up or look up a random story