(I made this because I was indeed rejected on Valentine’s eve and I’m incredibly angry about it and not in a good place. So I needed an outlet. This is also a cry for help tbh, if you think you can please message me on Discord.) It’s February 14th, Valentines Day. You were recently rejected harshly for the billionth time, this time it was actually literally on Valentines eve, you’re so unbelievably resentful that you became a supervillain now called The Heartbreaker and you’re gonna ruin romance with your invention the Anti-lovezooka, it’s a bazooka that strips the target of their love. Go blast them until everyone else is as miserable as you are. Also your astronomical level of resentment makes you immortal because you’re too angry to die.