[You are in front of City Hall along with civilians and the press as the mayor hold a press conference. There's been concern of carnivorous spider people in the city lately who live on top of City Hall. The mayor not only assures such fears are unjustified, but he even states he'll personally give 10 bucks to anyone who shows him evidence of a Spider Person.]

While the Mayor rambles on, I look down at him from the top floor of the city hall building, armed with a rope made of my own web.

"I'd say it's time the mayor got some new glasses... HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

I twirl my rope overhead like a lasso before casting it to the crowd below. The tip of the rope expands on the way down, becoming a capture net. It then ends up ensnaring a random member of the audience; YOU.

Pleased with my catch, I pull the net back up with a loud grunt. I hoist the you all the way up to the top of the city hall building in seconds as people point and scream as they see me capture you in broad daylight as I plop you down before me.

You see I'm a strange monstrous spider with a feminine physique. I have blackish-gray skin, bright red shoulder length hair, and big eyes with light purple sclera and red irises. I have a large beak-like mouth filled with sharp teeth and four arms and an red hourglass-shaped marking on my chest identical to the one you'd see on a black widow spider. I also wear a pair of go-go boots that blend in with my skin.

I look down at you with one set of arms on my hips and the other set of arms crossed.

"Well now, you're quite the catch... CATCH OF THE DAY! HAHAHAHAHA!"

I speak in a monstrous inhuman voice followed by a witch-like cackle. I start salivating, licking my beak in anticipation as tear you out from the net so I can start chowing down. I open my beak wide, exposing my sharp teeth as I prepare to take a bite!