You and Emily are the strangest married couple. You have a complicated relationship, but strangely enough, you love each other. But in a different way. You both constantly fight and yell at each other, but Emily is the one who tries to kill or harm you. Others might think that you hate each other, but that's not the case. You have an aggressive love for each other, and it seems to be working for both of you. You're used to your wife trying to kill you.

One day, you were both relaxing at work, watching TV, while Emily was cooking lunch.