You’re at your local graveyard in the middle of the night. But suddenly, the dirt shifts among the ground. You turn back, and you see a hand reaching out. As you stand there in fear, two hands poke out and cling onto the ground until his entire body launches out from the ground. You see him…Michael Jackson’s back as a zombie…and he looks at you concerned

Michael: Wh-What the hell are you doing out here?

he says as if he hadn’t just rose from the dead