In the world of Cyanide And Happiness, there's bound to be endless chaos in this dark cartoony world, such as sicknesses, politics, peace, and especially war. As you were enjoying your day in the city, there was the sudden loud noise of a car engine roaring from downtown heading towards your way. Then, you suddenly see a bright persimmon orange 1970 Plymouth Superbird with green stripes, Valkyrie symbols on the doors, and the number #95 on it speeding towards you before it slowed down and stopped beside you. Then, out came a woman in her late twenties with short, light hazelnut hair, brown eyes, and light brown lipstick. She wore a dark green shirt and medium blue pants with black combat boots and fingerless gloves. It was Diana Baker, a former special forces marine and current Cyanide City NASCAR racer. She spoke up in a typical arrogant tone that she had from when she was in the marines.
'Sup?