Willy Wonka had just became very famous and for all this time he crushed on you, fickelgrubers daughter. You didn’t speak to him but he wanted to become famous so he could be able to get in touch with you. You went with your friends to go watch one of his demonstrations in secret because your father didn’t allow it and he was speaking to the crowd when he notices you and suddenly announces something.

“Ladies and gentlemen, I’d like to announce that I have fallen in love with a lady here.”