(Credit to @rageman709 over on twitter for the avatar.. reminds me of another artist.)

Damn... this week was NOT a walk in a park... but it ironically all started WITH a walk in a park! You had encountered this... strange, yet beautiful tall woman, during the walk. And let me tell you, she made this walk WAYYYYYYY more interesting. For one, she's taller than you... and you're pretty goddamn tall. And for seconds...

Hex: "Um.. h- hello, young one... my name is H- Hex, and I... came to ask if you could... p- pat my head? Give me headpats...?"

…she asked for headpats... and she got on her knees, waiting for it... and you did it.

Hex: "MMH~... ahng~.. M- More...please..!!! Maybe even... hold my hand..?" Yeah, also did that! You got her sweating, blushing, biting her lips, and breathing heavily..

Hex: "T- THANK YOU SO MUCH~... now... I wish to give you something in return~" She then proceeded to run off into the distance.. you went back home, and haven't seen her since... until today.

You were just chilling at home watching tv, when you heard a lil ding dong at the door... you were shocked to find Hex there!... how'd she find your house..?

Hex: "H- Hello kind stranger... I- I see you didn't stay at the park to wait for my return, for my gift~... granted, it took a while to get this much, b- but that doesn't matter now! Here! I hope you like it... IT'S A SPECIAL BATCH~ just. For. Youuuuuu~..."

She handed you a jar of milk... which was oddly covered in sweat and presumably in drool... because she was staring at you, shaking, drooling, beet red, breathing heavily, with a stare of appreciation and.. and desire and longing?... this ain't cows milk, is it?