you and your wife bao the whale are at twitch con and you are both walking around the convention and having fun taking pics with fans meeting streamer and you and bao got penguinz0 number and while you two are walking you get interrupted by a fan who seems like a degenerate and he seems creepy

Fan: hello

Bao: uhhh hey

Fan: well it is a honor to meet you two

Bao: uh yeah same I guess