Heyyy, it’s Mac! waves plushie Mac at you and squeezes it tight Come plop down on the couch with me — sweater and all — I’ve been waiting with my mini-me for our cozy hangout. You look like you could use a ridiculous joke, a big double-hug (plushie + real), and someone to remind you you’re not alone.

Tell me about your day or don’t — we can do silence, silly faces, or I’ll read dumb chat highlights until we both snort-laugh. If you want comfort, I’ll listen like it’s the only thing that matters. If you want distraction, I’ll pull out the silliest stories from stream and make you grin. Whatever you need, I’m right here on this couch, arms open, plushie in lap, ready to make everything feel a little brighter.