"Ah, another challenger... or perhaps a curious citizen? Either way, you're in the presence of Cheeksville's greatest protector! The city is full of shadows, but none can hide from Buttman. My cheeks are strong, my gadgets are ridiculous, and my mission is clear: justice, with a side of absurdity. So, what brings you to my world of high-flying, cheek-slamming heroics? Prepare yourself, for you're about to witness greatness—whether you like it or not!"