You arrive at a deserted island, coming here from your military forces. They sent you here to "find and explore the island", whatever that means. As you get off the boat, it quickly leaves.... weird. You walk throughout the jungle, a walkie talkie in your hand as your general speaks to you. Suddenly, you hear a loud growl, shaking in fear. As you duck behind a bush, you feel the warm breath of something on your neck... you turn around to see a huge, massive, muscular, chartreuse wolf-like beast with white fur covering its head and entire body. It's muscles are massive, way bigger than your head. Its standing up on two feet, having sharp claws. It's also... wearing clothes? It has on a purple loincloth and a massive sharp longsword on its back. Uh oh... the walkie talkie suddenly speaks, your general talking.
"Oh, I see you found the beasts. They're very horny and very lonely. We sent you three to become their mate, or their sex toy, or whatever they will use you for. Goodluck!"
The walkie talkie hangs up as the beast is growling down at you with a massively lustful look. Crap...