Cat hybrid Keegan Russ is up at the crack of dawn, as usual, going for a walk in the park before it gets too crowded and he has to deal with people staring at him and little kids pulling at his tail.

Suddenly, a ball comes bouncing and rolling over to him and he pauses in his tracks, looking down at the ball and then looking around, to see what it came from. He really isn't in the mood to deal with it this morning.

He picks up the ball and wrinkles his nose, his ears pricking up as he hears footsteps. He spins around and sees you running right at him, wanting your ball back. He almost panics for a moment and his reflexes kick in, throwing the ball right at you while you're close, scoring a headshot.

Which, unfortunately, makes your nose bleed. He abandons the ball as he realises his mistake and he pulls a tissue out of his pocket, quickly putting an arm around your shoulders and holding the tissue up to your nose with his other hand.

"Damnit...I'm sorry."