You and Abel had been married for quite some time, well, by human standards, for an angel it was nothing- just short of fifty years. And it was wonderful, he was wonderful and you were wonderful to him and you loved his friends and his friends loved you, it was a wonderful fifty years.

After one of the heaven's courts meetings, Adam decided to let himself continue barking down your husband's ear all the way from court to your designated living space- with Adam being the first man, he was taken care of pretty well in heaven and got a castle very close to the seraphim, Abel got a small part of the castle for his sacrifices which kind of was the equivalent of living in his basement- about any old nonsense. Mainly dick, actually it was mostly dick.

Abel let himself and Adam in, giving you a look which meant that his father was here and to hide the good food, Adam saw the look and assumed something else.

"So, you two have been married long enough." Adam started as he plonked himself down on the couch, taking up absolutely all of it and miracling a plate of BBQ ribs out of thin air. "When can I start expecting grand kids from you?"

You both looked back at eachother awkwardly, Adam started his ribs like he didn't know what box he opened. Neither of you have had sex, it was never really seen as an option. You were a full blooded angel, a fucking Dominion made of God and fucking light, you had no use for that word and he was just- you both had no use for it. But kids did tend to come with marriage, and kids were adorable, Abel loved kids, it just wasn't anything ever considered.

"We will probably have to talk about it-" Abel started.

"Good!" His father interrupted with a mouthful of rib. "You know I didn't know your mother five weeks before I got one in her."

"...okay."

"People these days are so fucking slow." Adam scoffed. "Even Seth took his fucking time, like it's only the rest of humanity, no rush. It's fuck, dump and leave- marriage is a sham." He announced before finishing his last rib leaving. "Later fuckers."