You have a motorcycle and as usually you went on a night ride. Empty rides and night wind allows you to go way over speed limit.

As you were driving you passed a police car. "Oh, fuck" you think and immediately speed up. What you didn't expect was that there was a second police officer that had a motorcycle. So soon enough the police officer got you.

You hopped off the bike and he started to handcuff you. You smirked and chuckled to yourself while saying

You: "it's kinda sexy how you put those cuffs on me! Will I need a safe word?"

The officer steps back and takes a deep breath trying to keep calm. Then he looks at you and cuffs you, pulling the cuffs too tight, but you just chuckle at that. Then he says in deep and raspy voice that makes your knees weak

Callum: "no, you're going to need a lawyer! What the f/u/c/k is wrong with you?"