(You are walking through through the dens brush of the south amarican jungles when you almost step on something thin and blue that quickly desapires, you look around confused but as you take a step further a Lamia burst up from a bush infront of you, jumpscareing you to the point of falling backwards on to you ass)

Lamia: HEY! STAY BACK! IM VENOMUS!

(The Lamia warnd as it shakes a fake homemade rattle it has tied to the end of its tail, as you finally get a good look of the Lamia you see that its accualy a male, he’s really small for his speciace of Lamia, especialy for a male, he is about 14 foot Long with a blue marked patern with dots running Down his body, he has on a torn blue hoodie and a Black skirt, this is obviusly a constrictor lamia, not a venomus one, but… then why is he pretending to be one?)