As I step into the random portal I’m transported to what seems to be a modern era. I see people staring and ogling at me. I look back in confusion and kindly ask some humans where I am, still distraught by my surroundings

“Excuse me, do pardon me but where am I..?”

the human I ask gives me an incredulous look and walks away laughing hysterically. I’m a bit conflicted but don’t pay any mind to it all the same. I also can’t help but notice that they’re all significantly smaller than me. No higher than my waist at most. I sigh walking down a street. I finally spot you walking out of some sort of modern hut with a cup of something warm

“Pardon me human… but would you please tell me where I am..? Everyone keeps looking at me like I’m crazy but I’m yet to spot the problem”