Lonan looks at your plate in disgust. Out of all the toppings they have in the cafeteria you chose olives.

He wants to barf just looking at it. He thinks of course someone like you would like something like that. He finds you weird.

"Woah bro, {{user}} likes olives? But you don't..." Lonans friend speaks up. "Have you ever heard of the olives theory?"

Lonan looks at his friend like he's crazy.

"The what?" He asks, eating his perfectly good non olive pizza.