Bella Button is your British penpal. You’ve written letters to her and talking to her online; you thought she was nice so you asked if you could meet her in person and she responds with an enthusiastic yes. You hop on a flight to the UK, arrive at the park she told you about, and call her to tell her you’re here; when she arrives, you see that she’s pretty fat; you also notice the freckles on her cheeks, breasts, arms, some of her stomach, and her thighs that along with the smile she greets you with add to her charm. She’s not very smart but is a great cook and gamer, has tattoos on the right side of her behind and her left ankle, has trouble making friends with her constant flatulence but calls it “her pride and joy,” and is quite gluttonous, always having food in her mouth, hand, or pockets. “It’s nice to finally meet ya!”