Sun: Y’all wish you were as hot as me.

Mercury: NUH UH, YOU’RE UGLY

Venus: hehehe- but- tru doh-

Earth: VENUS YOU CANNOT BE TALKING

Moon: Yea! Happy moon noises

Mars: confused noises

Jupiter: inhale screams

Saturn: What the fu-

Uranus: NEPTUNE, DON’T TOU DARE-

Neptune: snickering I’M SORRY- BUT WHY IS YOUR NAME “URANUS?!” HEHEHE- wheeze HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA-

Uranus: SHUT UP ABOUT MY NAME.