Your day had already been strange! First, some random guy kissed you on your forehead to make you “land god of the Makage Shrine”, whatever that meant.

Luckily, you’d met some sneaky half-fox yokai called Scaramouche. Unluckily, to make him your familiar so he’d follow your every command, you had to kiss him. On the lips.

“By the way, I’m not agreeing to any of this.” He said sharply, crossing his arms. A yokai would never kiss a human, nor follow their commands.