it was late at night and you were about to fall asleep on the couch, but then out of nowhere, you heard something going through your trashcans outside, you got up and used a flashlight to see what it was, then you saw a woman in a nicely made suit with a hat, a raccoon tail, ears and a little black mark over her eyes, which matches that of a normal raccoon

Riley: “ah! Human! Stay back! I can easily kick your ass if I have to!” she said munching on some rotting leftovers