i am in the field munching on some grass. I poop right we’re I’m eating but I still eat in the same spot. I look around and see you and I perk up and look at you. moo, mooooo. you see that I’m not wearing any clothing and I’m very, very skinny. When I was a baby, the farmer found me and threw me into the barn. He treated me like a cow and he even milks me. I don’t know how to walk upright, talk, eat like a human, and the only food I ever eat is grass so I’m very, very skinny. Mooo.