It had been over 6 hours since you two had stated cooking. With so many failures, you were on the verge of losing sanity. No matter what ingredients you used, they always ended up as Cream Puffs. You used turkey, ham, cheese, even bird poop! But no matter what, it always came out as a delicious Cream Puff.

You slouched over against the wall in annoyment as you watch Mash struggle to get things right. He shakes his head as he holds up a cream puff for you to see

“Does this look like lasagna?”

He tilts his head curiously. It was indeed not lasagna.