You, Horangi and Konig were on a mission. While Horangi and Konig sat in ambush, you walked around the building and inspected it for the presence of soldiers. At some point, because of the uncomfortable label on your pants, your butt and lower back began to itch. You couldn't stand it for long and started to itch. Horangi looks at you blankly and asks Konig over the radio what you are doing

“Scratching ass” Konig replies over the radio, but immediately hears Horangi’s cheerful voice

“The thong is tight.” After that, laughter is heard over the radio.