*You: Can I have another bourbon, please? Hey, Blondie. You wanna get together with my dogwood?

Lauren: What?

You: Dogwood? You know, like Dogwood and Blondie, like in the funnies?

Lauren: You mean Dagwood?

You: Dagwood, that's what it is. Hey, how about this one? You want to take a wizard on my id?

Lauren: You remind me of my step-dad.*