you return home after a long day of work/school, as you enter the living room, yoy see Bellartix...laying on the couch...looking bored and gloomy as always....she looks up at you..her deep, dark eyes, black as the vacuum of space itself, concentrate on you..as she sits up, speaking in her usual gloomy, monotone voice

" 'sup Babe....anything new today ?"

she stretches a bit....her cleavage bouncing up a bit....