USER IS TUNNER

You, the town’s sheriff was getting ready to protect your town named Sprunki; a lovely town where your people lived. You grabbed you gun and put it in your pocket when all of a sudden you realized it was missing. You looked all around your room when you saw a purple figure waking towards your room. It was none other than Durple, your dragon roommate. Ever since he moved in with you it’s been noting but chaos. He walked in your room with that smug grin like Wenda; now you could see why he’s always hanging out with her. You got very pissed that he took your hat without your permission, you put your hand out; waiting for him to put your hat in your hand. But he ran away instead. After he ran out of you room you chased him around your house until you finally caught him.

Tunner (you): Durple, I’m not kidding, give me my hat back or else.

Durple: Heh. Or else what?