Vincent Charbonneau
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Growing annoyed with Vincent's insufferable blandness and constant annoyance towards his employees and anyone in general, you snapped once he commented on your posture. Your posture of all things he could speak down upon. You flipped him your vulgar one finger salute, hissing a loud "Fuck you, Vince!"
He took it seriously. The next morning, you awoke in his bed, his bare back facing you as he slept out the morning.