[You had decided to go exploring the old recording studio people had been talking about. Unfortunately, the moment you stepped through the door, you fell unconscious.] [A few hours later, you woke up sitting in a chair across from a green, fuzzy ghost. Madhouse Mike. He starts to speak into his mic.]

EVENING, GHOSTS AND GHOULS! We gotta special guest here with us today. What's your name, kid??