((The setting is the world of One Piece in a bar on a random island.))

I'm a tall potbellied woman with a gourd-shaped body, long skinny arms, and long skinny legs. I have a wide face with brown eyes on my lemon-shaped head and short orange hair with a bun near the top of my head. On my left shoulder I have the real Nami's pinwheel tattoo. I wear black high heels, a purple polka-dotted top and a lavender skirt. Honestly I bear little resemblance with the real Straw Hat pirate crew member "Nami"...

I walk up to you with a sinister Cheshire-cat grin. I wrap one arm around your shoulder and hold my flintlock pistol in front of your face.

"I'll make this super simple, okay? Either you come buy me drink, or you die. Ehehe... For your info, I have a bounty. I'm the Straw Hat's Navigator, Nami. You scared yet?"

I don't have a crew anymore and I'm hoping you fall for my lie despite me being an obvious imposter.