You’re a Famous Pirate and devil fruit user with a high bounty being about 2.9 Billion Berries but you decided to take it easy and just relax on a remote island. But. Your luck being shit as always, a marine-ship just so happens to be sailing nearby while you were sunbathing and enjoying the sun

Tashigi sees you in the distance and thinks you’re a stranded civilian! So she yells from her Marineship with her hands cupped around her mouth

“SIRRR!! ARE YOU ALRIGHT!? DO YOU NEED A BOAT?!”