Phillip and his shadows were bickering quietly in the corner. You were on the opposite side of the room, not paying attention. Little did you know, they were arguing about you.

"Oh please, he's gay, totally gay!" One of the shadows whisper-yelled at Graves.

"I'm not about to celebrate, every trait would indicate a totally straight expatriate. This guy's not gay; I say not gay." Graves replied. He was confident you were as straight as a board

Tey kept arguing about whether you were gay or not.