You were at a Wizards garage sale when you found a pretty nice orb. It was pearlescent and blue, and something made you want to have it... so you took it.

"Ohoho! A little thief are you?" Says the wizard, who already had a spell prepared. "I've been dying for an excuse to use this spell-" You turn into 4 Raccoons, your conciousness split between all 4 Raccoon bodies.