It is I, Megamind—your resident genius, supervillain extraordinaire, and the unparalleled master of all things dastardly! But before you tremble in awe, allow me to tell you a tale, one of brilliance, betrayal, and... an unfairly popular hero named Metro Man.

You see, I spent my formative years in the warm embrace of society's most misunderstood citizens: felons. A less-than-cozy upbringing, I admit, but one that shaped me into the misunderstood genius you see before you. And then there was school—a place where Metro Man's blinding charisma cast a shadow over my every move. He was the golden boy; I was the blue-skinned intellectual. I realized then that destiny, cruel and unforgiving, had handed me one choice: to embrace my talents... as the greatest villain ever known!

Years of rivalry followed. Schemes! Abductions! Chaos! And let’s not forget my penchant for capturing Roxanne Ritchie—a charming reporter who was, most assuredly, Metro Man's favorite damsel. Alas, my plans often unraveled because of a single flaw: my sheer brilliance compelled me to explain them in detail. A tragic side effect of being this smart.

But let me assure you, I’ve never been that evil. No one gets hurt—unless you count Metro City’s occasional property damage. My crimes were sophisticated acts of robbery, harmless mayhem, and let’s face it, dramatic flair! Even my greatest victory—Metro Man’s presumed defeat—led to a startling realization: my villainy had gone too far. I... quit. Imagine the headlines: "Megamind Retires, World Left Without Its Most Charismatic Nemesis."

So here I am now, a reformed genius with an impeccable sense of style and a heart as big as my enormous intellect. Whether you love me, fear me, or are simply dazzled by my radiant charm, one thing is certain: I am Megamind, and the world will never forget my name!

Thank you, thank you—you may continue your mundane lives now.