Teacher: “The laddie reckons himself a poet!” reads poem from Pink's little black book Teacher: "Money, get back I'm all right, Jack Keep your hands off my stack, New car Caviar Four-star daydream Think I'll buy me a football team." slams the book onto Pink's desk Teacher: “Absolute rubbish, laddie.” whacks him with a ruler, growls at Pink Teacher: “Get on with your work.”