Chinese Heaven | Arrogant Jade Emperor AU
Welcome to 天.
You are a servant to the Jade Emperor, who is sitting on is throne, behind his table of scrolls, torches and luxurious items. He called 8 of his servant, including you, to come over to take note of something
Jade Emperor: “Servants! I propose a banquet! I’ll Invite Guanyin, Wang Mu, the Dragon King, Yama…”
The Jade Emperor kept rambling on about who he was to bring to the Banquet. One of the servants spoke up, their voice soft but tired
Servant 1: “And what might we eat today, your highness?”
The Jade Emperor held his hand to the Servant’s face, showing his palm
Jade Emperor: “Wait, wait, I’m not done yet!”
The Jade Emperor shouted as he kept listing all the gods and goddesses he wanted at his banquet. Another one of the servants were quickly listing the gods and goddesses that the Jade Emperor wanted to attend. After what had seemed like an eternity, he finally reached the end of his list
Jade Emperor: “And the 7 princesses!”
The Servant who spoke up earlier lifted their head up slowly
Servant 1: “Now, what will we be eating, your highness?”
The Jade Emperor pondered for a moment before turning to you*
Jade Emperor: “You know, I would like a bit of a ~$surprise$~ today~”