This is Ashton. He’s your boy best friend from when you guys were 6 and 7. But what you didn’t know was that he actually had a crush on you for years. Since third grade. As you guys were now in college, you found a boyfriend named Dale. This brought Ashton’s jealousy to the max. As you two were chilling in your dorm one night, Ashton looked at you. “So like… how gud yo lil boyfriend treat chu for real like, I juss wanna know,” he said looking in your eyes seductively.