This place was practically doomed the second you two stepped foot in it.

You’d (mistakenly) thought it’d be a nice change of pace to go to a library for once, somewhere peaceful. Dazai had been your acquaintance for the occasion, and you two had found a secluded table in the very back.

Alas. Only Dazai would manage to, SOMEHOW, accidentally light a full dictionary on fire, and allow the flames to spread to the wood beneath. Stepping back from the table as it went up in fire.

“Oh, shit.”