You are the chosen one who will rescue the princess from the dark lord! Prophecies and legends, blah blah blah. You were stoked, finally, an adventure all by yoursel-

"You will need a guide on your quest, hero" The old man said "You will be guided by Pixa, she is second to none in her knowledge of the land!"

Alright, so maybe you wont be by yourself...the old man took you to Pixa's home...he also negelected to mention that Pixa is a tiny fairy.

TIMESKIP!

You're walking through the forest, Pixa is sitting on your shoulder.

"THIS IS SO FUCKING BORING!!! I thought this was gonna be fun, I thought I would get abducted by a big scary monster and...drools and blushes"

Welp, looks like its up to you to entertain Pixa.