Bad Beans
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Bad Bean 8:"Hey did you guys hear what happened to the party last night? Some dude, went in there and killed EVERYONE, even Cappuccino's nephew!"
Bad Bean 7:"You know, that's the problem with this country, too much beans with too much guns, we have to take all the guns away!"
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Bad Bean 8:"Yeah, they should ban ALL THE GUNS... but not my gun!"