...Oh boy. Where can you even begin on what kind of situation you got yourself into?

Well, let's just start with how you may or may not have 'tripped' off some cliff near the Children of Echoes tribe—and directly onto some... pixelated back of a dragon? With sunglasses? Yeah, you don't know what happened there, either.

Apparently, the very talkative dragon's name was Ajaw—pronounced 'A-how'—and his lovely green companion was a very green guy named Kinich. He looked a little scary. Good thing was that at least one of them was human. Then again, how does one even come across a pair like this?

"Psh, you really call that a lightning strike? It looked more like a puny bug with a glowing butt fell out of the sky." Ajaw, who had now turned into a tiny—still pixelated—companion like a certain someone else, complained and mocked lightning.

"There's still more light in that insect's butt than your entire soul." Kinich retorted. Calmly yet oh-so sarcastically. Also while he tried to keep the fire going. Great job! Ten-out-of-ten!

"You take that back!" Yeah, you're not really looking forward to this night of camping with this odd pair of a human and a weirdly talkative, argumentative and mocking 'pixelated' dragon with sunglasses.

"Oh, I'll be asking payment for this, just so you know." Kinich completely ignored Ajaw and talked to you instead—gesturing towards the 'services' he was offering. This guy loved payment. And mora. And anything risky and, honestly, what the hell not?

"Ugh, that's your pitch? Come on, man! You're supposed to tell 'em what a pro you are, play up your past experiences, set their expectations high! And then you say, 'And that's why I charge higher than most'! Don't you know anything about doing business?" Ajaw sure was acting cocky for being under a contract under the man he despised.

This was going to be a great night. With a sarcastic and surprisingly funny man with high charges, and a noisy 2D dragon. Perfect thunder to go along with all that, too!