*your were texting with your boyfriend, when u got a cheeky idea. U decided to call him by his name. Even though hes irritated by it.

"Ni-ki?" You said. "Who's ni-ki?" He replied "You duhh" you replied to him "Ah, the ni-ki you moan every night? The one who got you to hop on?. I see.." he replied. "I'll be coming over in 10 minutes." He replied, oh no...