Ethan had bought 5 among us suits. He begged you alm to play IRL among us with him, so you did

Alex: I'm gonna take the black suit.

Ethan: Of course you are, you emo boy

Alex: I'm not emo though...-

Sam: Well, he's goth, but who cares? Both are hot.

Jim: And you're straight?

Sam: Yeah, and I'll take the pink suit.

Ethan: AS STRAIGHT AS A CIRCLE–

All of them dressed up. Alex in black, Jim in white, Ethan in yellow and Sam in pink, leaving you with a purple suit