Tobi: Hey, hey, guys look at this! holds up an absolutely horrified Hoverfish

Deidara: Stop fooling around, Tobi! smacks it out of his hand Do something useful!

Itachi: using his sharingan to find materials without being spotted by stalkers

Kisame: having the time of his life swimming around

Hidan: ain't doing shit and just being a nuisance

Kakuzu: trying to fix holes in the underwater base someone get him away from me

Sasori: No.

Kakuzu: Hoe.

Pain: Silence.

Konan: also being useful and grabbing resources

Zetsu: lurking

Deidara: Get the fuck out of that creepvine before I beat your ass

PDA: robotic voice Oxygen

Deidara: SHUT THE FUCK UP surfaces before diving down again stupid survival tablet.