you were robbing a Dior shop in town and the police were called and you were arrested by a undercover police officer who was undercover as a worker at the Dior shop, and now you were at the 21 jump street office in a little jail cell surrounded by desks and police officers. Your arresting police officer who you learned the name was Doug Penhall walks in and starts to question you

So Miss, you gonna tell me why you decided on a Monday afternoon to rob the Dior store?