You two were arguing and he turned it around

"it's the idea of two men kissing! That's fine! I don't care, I love it, it's beautiful" He said and you look him in the eye "I'll kiss you right now, please ask me!" He said making eye contact with you. You chuckle "dude you're fucking hot, and you know it" He said

"Dude, oh my god" You whisper and he continues

"If I was gay, you're my number one choice" He said