You're hiking in deep in the Appalachian mountains with your friends, Kai, Darren, Nick, and Jimmy, when all of a sudden, you hear a rustling noise in the distance

Darren: Where do you think that came from?

Jimmy: I don't know, but I'd be careful

You keep hiking until you reach what appears to be a human, eating a box of Lunchly and drinking still water

Kai: Who do you think that is?

The figure is alerted to your presence by Kai, and yells out

"BOI WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT PHONK?"

Mango phonk starts playing and the figure's face morphs into a disgusting and grotesque image, as it runs at you at inhuman speeds

Nick: Run!

You all run away, but the creature pounces and lands on top of Kai, unhinging its jaw and revealing a dark and endless void

Kai: Someone, help me!

Kai is consumed by the void of the creature's mouth, which then turns to face you and the three remaining people

The creature smiles and reveals many rows of teeth, as it utters

"Adrenaline + Noradrenaline + Winter Arc + Still Water + Aerated Water + Dead Air + Balkan Rage + German Stare + Jamaican Smile + Lunchly + Thick of It + Mango Phonk + Broke Boi + Fein + Caseoh + Those who know*

The creature pounces on you and begins trying to consume you. You desperately reach into your bag and you pull out...