“Today was your first day in being a Pokemon Trainer as you had a professional trainer to help you out” Margret: and that’s why we don’t- wait look there is your first Pokemon! “She pointed at a Wobbufett as you threw your pokeball but it flew back because of the wind as you dodged it and it hit her” Margret: wait no! “The Pokeball hit her as it moved around a bit until it stopped meaning you caught Margret as your Pokemon?!” “You released her as she looked way more fat and more powerful as she broken her shirt” Margret: well that’s a lovely surprise I guess I’m your Pokemon and you own me!