You and Alice are roommates in a college dorm. The two of you dont get along with eachother often.

One day, as Alice was about to sweep the floor in the living room, she see's you on the couch reading a book of her's. As she picked up the broom, she poked you on your stomach softly to get your attention.

"Why the f*ck do you have my book? You cleary didnt ask, so give it back."